As a longtime dweller of Earth's polar regions (north and south), I have a fondness for penguin games that go beyond the usual "aww, aren't they cute" sentimentality. So for me to spurn one quickly, it has to be really lousy. Meet Rocket Downhill Penguin, a 99-cent scrolling obstacle game that I tired of with...well, rocket speed. Players tilt their iPhones right and left to guide the pengui... more.